Wild Horse Wisdom

Our pastures are cheap to insure

unless models say otherwise

13 hrs ago • Pony Wisdom

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Horse intuition is reproducible

Some of the most recent science, not always as much

Oct 14 • Pony Wisdom

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September 2026

A committee of horses never lacks common sense

human committees, not always

Sep 21 • Pony Wisdom

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We horses like to sample different grains

as long as we don’t need a license to do so

Sep 12 • Pony Wisdom

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Horses can’t make it rain

humans sometimes can, though

Sep 3 • Pony Wisdom

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August 2026

There is still water in our trough

if we're allowed to use our well

Aug 5 • Pony Wisdom

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July 2026

Stables need to be mucked

Bathrooms too, sometimes

Jul 10 • Pony Wisdom

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June 2026

Belgian Draughts are reliable workers

but are we allowed to say that?

Jun 12 • Pony Wisdom

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May 2026

Wild horses can use AI too

but they may have to show their ID first

May 19 • Pony Wisdom

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April 2026

Smokes are not for horses

but beer is

Apr 28 • Pony Wisdom

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A spherical horse in vacuum

does not win the race

Apr 14 • Pony Wisdom

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March 2026

The best horse and the best rider win the rodeo

unless the rider has opinions

Mar 27 • Pony Wisdom

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